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brandnewrockfan: Well played, Denny’s.

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:38:14 +0100

Well played, Denny’s.

cultusdiabolus: ixnay-on-the-oddk: 0m-my-g0th: this is why I...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:28:05 +0100

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

0m-my-g0th:

this is why I will never have a car again… bikes all the way

I’ve wanted to do this but I’d feel so limited.

You forgot the part where is gets stolen by ratty fucking chavs

Speaking of stealing, mine got stolen from locked shed in my parents back garden :(.

Also, dat sweatiness when you reach your destination.

did-you-kno: Source Wimbledon was shit. And he honestly sounds...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:30:27 +0100

did-you-kno:

Source

Wimbledon was shit. And he honestly sounds like a douche for not at least seeing the films he’s acted in. Clearly just loves the money.

Bring da hate.

Tactical Fedora DLC, fucking haha.

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 13:38:16 +0100

Tactical Fedora DLC, fucking haha.

Men's Issues

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 13:36:58 +0100

littlespacecase:

Societal expectations of masculinity

Societal expectations to provide for women

No long term reversible male birth control

Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at

Unfair treatment in child custody battles

Alimony

No support for male victims of domestic abuse

Not men’s issues

The friend zone

Women not dating you

“Fucking femnazis”

That’s because ‘Fucking Feminazis’ are everyone’s problem. Now true feminists are fine, bear in mind.

cultusdiabolus: nosdrinker: well, it was nice knowing all of...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 13:33:53 +0100

cultusdiabolus:

nosdrinker:

well, it was nice knowing all of you

are you fucking serious…

People are messed up, reminds me of all the marriage proposals Ted Bundy got when he was in Prison.

It’s messed up.

cultusdiabolus: dancingupastorm: Saying that you really want a zombie apocalypse to occur is like...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 04:27:27 +0100

cultusdiabolus:

dancingupastorm:

Saying that you really want a zombie apocalypse to occur is like saying, “Yes, I want a traumatic and devastating event that will inevitably kill most of my friends and family to occur because I think it will be cool to shoot things for a while before I ultimately succumb to death in the worst way possible as civilization burns around me.”

Fuck these people.
Zombies are so fucking boring now. They’ve been far too over used.

This! I’ve always hated the Zombie Phenomenon. Fuck, Zombies are boring.

One of my best friends at school got engaged today

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 04:24:14 +0100

boredofporn:

I am so fucking happy for him I could burst, however it makes me sad that so many people are taking such big steps in their lives and I barley manage to provide myself with clean underwear. I can’t commit to next week never mind the rest of my life. It’s all just so intense, but I can’t wait to see the happy couple and hug them, them crazy Christians.

Never be sad because people are moving forward in a different way. Life happens, differently to everyone. Take it as it comes. It’s not meant to be predetermined.

Also, not to take away from it, but engagement is not a big step.in life, but thats just in my opinion.

See all those facts? Ruined by the fact someone mentioned Brian...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 04:20:16 +0100

See all those facts? Ruined by the fact someone mentioned Brian Cranston. Fuck you, cunt.

I like butts?: The Problem With The Big Bang Theory...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 04:16:06 +0100

I like butts?: The Problem With The Big Bang Theory...:

butmyopinionisright:

I’ve been meaning to post something about The Big Bang Theory for a while now but it’s taken me ‘till now to really understand what it is about the show that makes me uncomfortable. I’m not exactly a believer in the whole “only write about the things you like, don’t…

I’m not reading, you have the first season on DVD. Whatever you say against it, is ruined by the fact you have the first season on DVD. It’s a shitty show, like everything else, cheap giggles and a somewhat attractive girl to appeal the teen in you. A ‘Read more’ section is worthless.

"If you were to press your heart close up against somebody else’s heart eventually your hearts will..."

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 02:23:56 +0100

“If you were to press your heart close up against somebody else’s heart eventually your hearts will start beating at the same time. And two little babies in an incubator, their hearts will beat at the same time. Love that. So if you have somebody in your life that is prone to anxiety, like myself, and if you happen to be a calm person, you could come up and hug me heart to heart and my heart hopefully would slow to yours. And I just love that idea. Or maybe yours would speed up to mine. But either way, we’ll be there together.”

- (via myapplejack)

geekscoutcookies: youandmeforeverfriends: peskytimepirate: fre...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:43:26 +0100

geekscoutcookies:

youandmeforeverfriends:

peskytimepirate:

freelanceplatypus:

did-you-kno:

Source

Dude. This means that your name and address could have been in Dumbledore’s office.

How do you think he knew where to send the Hogwarts acceptance letter? Magic?

reblogging for the A+ comment

BINGO

Well the Yellow Pages is for businesses, so it must’ve been fucking magic.

sexwithsquidward: “Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 11:52:56 +0100

sexwithsquidward:

“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads”

hey

instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt

maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully

Two dads?

Well that settles the ‘my dads harder than your dad’ arguments we used to have in school, ha.

ro6yn: thunderpopcola: This is how you lose her. You lose her...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 11:51:49 +0100

ro6yn:

thunderpopcola:

This is how you lose her.

You lose her when you forget to remember the little things that mean the world to her: the sincerity in a stranger’s voice during a trip to the grocery, the delight of finding something lost or forgotten like a sticker from when she was five, the selflessness of a child giving a part of his meal to another, the scent of new books in the store, the surprise short but honest notes she tucks in her journal and others you could only see if you look closely.

You must remember when she forgets.

You lose her when you don’t notice that she notices everything about you: your use of the proper punctuation that tells her continuation rather than finality, your silence when you’re about to ask a question but you think anything you’re about to say to her would be silly, your mindless humming when it is too quiet, your handwriting when you sign your name in blank sheets of paper, your muted laughter when you are trying to be polite, and more and more of what you are, which you don’t even know about yourself, because she pays attention.

She remembers when you forget.

You lose her for every second you make her feel less and less of the beauty that she is. When you make her feel that she is replaceable. She wants to feel cherished. When you make her feel that you are fleeting. She wants you to stay. When you make her feel inadequate. She wants to know that she is enough and she does not need to change for you, nor for anyone else because she is she and she is beautiful, kind and good.

You must learn her.

You must know the reason why she is silent. You must trace her weakest spots. You must write to her. You must remind her that you are there. You must know how long it takes for her to give up. You must be there to hold her when she is about to.

You must love her because many have tried and failed. And she wants to know that she is worthy to be loved, that she is worthy to be kept.

And, this is how you keep her.

Crying. Goodnight.

Photo

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 08:33:48 +0100

Photo

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 14:17:29 +0100

stonermusclebear: fascinating What I find hilarious about this...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 15:56:46 +0000

stonermusclebear:

fascinating

What I find hilarious about this is that it’s probably someones office being used after hours. Imagine coming to work and finding they forgot to clean up the sploog. Ha.

photojournel: strawberiny: gossipinq: photojournel: a-ussi: ...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 15:54:10 +0000

photojournel:

strawberiny:

gossipinq:

photojournel:

a-ussi:

0hmywizardg0d:

hagridtheminivan:

First, people say how so many actresses in Hollywood look anorexic, and now they are criticizing me for looking normal.

Interviewers have asked Jennifier Lawerence how much she weighs and why didn’t lose weight when Katniss is meant to be slim/skinny. She said that she was careful about not losing weight for catching fire, because she didn’t want to promote anorexia to young girls watching the films. Even though she’s getting criticised she still believes in what is right. Jennifer Lawerence you are my hero.

You’re my inspiration Jenn

Inspiration

Beautiful. This is true beauty

Reblogging again

I understand what she’s doing. But whatever happened to giving your all to the role you’re playing, like Christian Bale in the Machinist, or Anne Hathaway. Kinda loses integrity as an actress if you ask me.

chicanorapgifs: czaritsa: I thought that this particular...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 11:45:10 +0000

chicanorapgifs:

czaritsa:

I thought that this particular moment summed up Merle Dixon, hah.

(x)

Sick

cultusdiabolus: yourswearword: OH MY GOD KIDS CARTOONS! This...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 12:37:24 +0000

cultusdiabolus:

yourswearword:

OH MY GOD KIDS CARTOONS!

This definitely wasn’t a kids cartoon…

A Ren ‘n’ Stimpy. Definitely a cartoon for drunk or high teens.